Cummin Up! Apple Juicing

71 Ladywell Road, Ladywell SE13, 3rd May. An impromtu set that soon turned the eyes of passers-by. I knew that this location is perfectly ideal. Situated outside of the delicatessen my first punters were a couple of teenagers. Then a coouple of Coventry fans engaged in highly intellectual conversation about the problems of football, whilst a bit later a freak or two who thought he was God even chopped up some apples. I had no time to prepare anything, but as events go in May I had to purchase a massive box of apples, probably of foreign origin, for a measly £8 from down Lewisham market. On these transcendent days and events everything flows like oil.

If anyone is having alternative success with unusual fruits and veg I am interested. Please contact me here.


The equipment above is available for community, festival and private hire. I recommend using my personal services if you have not attempted this before. I’m good fun. There is a downloadable form on our News page.



Hire Costs
For each day of setting up: £50
For each day of hired employment: £120 (£60 charities and Not-for-profit Organisations)
For each subsequent day of hire: £25
Delivery/Collection: £120 per day For every mile of delivery: additionally £0.50p outside the M25
Holding deposit: £50 (Additional to hire fees paid in advance)
Insurance to total loss deposit: £350 (uncashed – not applicable if SLP are hired to man the equipment)